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"Hi there! You've reached Sookie Stackhouse. Please leave your name and number, and I'll return your call just as soon as I can. Thanks!"

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"Hey, it's me. I just wanted you to know, you know, I'm totally fine. I'm just going to a new school now. Boarding school, actually, so, uh, you know, if it wasn't clear, I guess I'm...breaking up with you. I'm really sorry. I don't know what I was thinking when I kissed Raimie; I'm sorry if that, you know, hurt you. Um. Bye."


Phone Hijinxs!

Poor Ned, he called the wrong person.

"If you ever do that pie thing on your body again, you should use an apple pie. It's not as messy, it won't stain and I like apples a lot."

Poor Ned.

Re: Phone Hijinxs!

Crazy Phone Day!

[From here.]

"Hey, it's me," Toby sniffed. "I'm having a crappy day. Wanna hit the bar later on me?"

Edited at 2009-01-18 05:39 pm (UTC)

Re: Crazy Phone Day!

[reply here!]

Phone Hijinks

[From here]

"Oh, dude, I can't even cook. If you want a pizza, I guess I could learn to make one. I've got a lot of free time. Do you want a pizza?"

Re: Phone Hijinks

"Love, where are you? It's cold and we haven't spent nearly enough time testing my new bed. Come over when you get home and I might even have a little present for you from Agent Provocateur's new line."

[[ from here! ]]

"... I have absolutely no idea who this 'boy friend' is, but I'll assume you're talking about my manservant. If he's been going about talking about kicking me, then he and I are going to have a talk. Thank you."

“Hey,” she said, supremely confident that her co-conspirator would know her without saying her name, “it’s me. Thinking ‘bout Friday, when did you want to kill that which really, already ought to be dead again?”

"Sooks! Dude, I'm going home! Do me a favor and watch over Worfy for me. He needs a lot of hugs even if he says he doesn't. Call me!"

"Hey Sookie. Um, it's Bobby. I just- I wanted to let you know that I got some news from home and um. I kinda need to be there right now. So if you don't see me around, well. That's why."

[From here]

"I'm pretty sure you're the one who has the wrong person, since I never suggested you did. ... Unless my memory is failing." Which would be a very bad sign.

Crazy phone day

[From Here.]

"Baby, I got the best nuts around." Snicker. "Don't knock 'em till ya try 'em. And if ya don't like kink, that's jest fine." A beat. "Ya got a web cam?"

[from here]

"Uhhh, you do kinda know me. But I don't know what sort of promises you'd have made. Other than maybe... not ever having my secret baby or anything. Yeah."

Edited at 2010-01-10 02:38 am (UTC)

"H-hey Sookie," Karla said, trying not to sniffle. "I'm just calling to let you know that we're doing everything we can to get you guys home again. And I know this phone call means nothing because if you had cell service you would have called by now but...Anyway, radio said you and Bobby vanished together and I hope you're all right and Sookie please take care of yourselves? We'll get you home, I swear it."

Text message, sent laaaate Saturday night

newfound hatred of plants so strong i am srsly debating becoming vegetarian

Re: Text message, sent laaaate Saturday night

And of course once Sookie actually got the text Sunday morning, she had to reply.

so as to exclusively target plants? keep their evil from spreading? think of the tiny saplings!

On a psychic thread, early Sunday afternoon

*Sookie? It's me. Some things are happening back home in Glacia. I'm heading there to set things as right as I can. Which isn't much.* There was a purely mental sigh. *On my way to Portalocity now. Not sure when I'll be home, but I'll be careful, I promise.*

Re: On a psychic thread, early Sunday afternoon

Sookie had initially been a little startled by the telepathic intrusion, but at this point, it was getting to be so second-nature that she didn't drop anything, at least. << Anything I can do to help? >> she sent, when Karla was done.

There was a text!

Home. Safe. Sleeping.

Details were for another, not-so-sleepy time.

A text sent at oh-god-thirty Sunday night

Running 2 Kaeleer. Jaenelle's in some kind of trouble. No details yet. B back when i can.

Phone Craziness

[OOC: From here!]

Ben's voice sounded distinctly irritated.

"Hey. I don't know what you're trying to imply, but Karla and I are friends--we're seeing a movie together later today--and if she doesn't want me to touch her, I'm sure she has ways of letting me know that don't include you leaving me voice messages. So calm down, okay?"

Re: Phone Craziness

[and sent here!]

[From here!]

"Okay, I know that our dinners never really worked out all that well. Or any of our coffee dates, for that matter. Or even just hanging out, nine times out of ten. But that doesn't mean I'd go around spreading rumors about you being a lesbian! Honest!"

[I'm a terrible person and continued this here.]

"Hey, it's Dru. Want to get sweaty one of these days?"

Super-Duper site! I am loving it!! Will come back again – taking your RSS feeds also, Thanks.

This blog is bookmarked! I really love the stuff you have put here.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila... call your girlfriend, apparently.

"Soooookie! What's up? Just in case you were wondering, tequila is nasty. Never accept a dare from a guy with wings. They're all tricky. Triiiiicky. Ooops, I gotta go, Tony managed to get an edible sombrero." *CLICK*

It would seem that Tony needed to get back at Bobby for stealing his phone by... stealing Bobby's phone. And dialing the last number called.

"Sookie. Sookie is a funny name," Tony managed almost eloquently. Almost. "I'm reprogramming Bobby's phone to play Friday when people call him. You--Cookie--you tell him it's what happens when you mess with a Stark."

"... Sookie, I think your boyfriend just ate Tony's hat."

Look, this was a very important phone call that needed to be placed by a mutant who was clearly trying very hard to become three sheets to the wind by drinking his best friend's tequila while he was occupied with an edible sombrero in his mouth.

"Without ketchup."

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